Red One review: The Rock leads a very Meh-ry Christmas movie
Red One has all the qualification of a Christmas picture . But The Rock and Chris Evans ’ miss chemical science , muffled visuals , and an unoriginal game leave Amazon ’s full-grown - budget merry picture show feel as vacuous as a deep brown Santa . Give me Will Ferrell exhaust mellisonant spaghetti . Give me a dark-green Jim Carrey pump out persistent one - liner . Give me Macaulay Culkin yell into his mitt ....